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Littlest's teenage sister wants another dog. Specifically, a golden retriever, called Wallace.

While I like golden retrievers, if .... very, VERY big if .... we were to get another dog, I would favour one smaller than Four-legged-friend. Maybe a spaniel. Easier to lift in and out of the car; smaller cage required (or could they share?); smaller volume of food consumed; generally easier to accommodate. Not that Four-legged-friend is difficult - he manages to accommodate himself very well, except when leaping into a car boot.

Also, I have a problem with the name Wallace. We often holiday near Stirling, which has the Wallace monument, so it ticks the box for meaningful names. But can you imagine standing in the middle of a wet field shouting his name? You'd feel like a right *****!

And, if we could fit another puppy into our lives, what would Four-legged-friend think?


As long as Wallace hated carrots - particularly the long, drool-inducing, crunchy ones that fly out of the kitchen window -  Four-legged-friend would probably be happy.

But what would I call them? - Four-legged-friend-1 and Four-legged-friend-2 (or is that a bit too Dr Suess?); Old F-l-f and Young F-l-f; Black F-l-f and Brown F-l-f; Carrot-loving F-l-f and Non-carrot-loving F-l-f; or perhaps, Four-legged-friend and Pup.

Hmm - the man of the house allegedly said "Yes" when asked his opinion, but he alleges that this must have been uttered in his sleep. Perhaps it's time to start some groundwork ...





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