Frying anyone tonight?

Arrived home from work at lunchtime to receive the somewhat alarming news that my sister had returned from her New Year holiday to find the bedroom window blown open; the bed soaking wet; and had just phoned to say that she was going out to buy a "defibrillator!"

Given that she is a beauty therapist, I wondered if she was branching into a bizarre Sweeney Todd-style electrification treatment of clients - she could advertise "Instant hair whitening", or guarantee to "Reach the muscles that botox misses", or did she plan an experiment with live electric blankets - "So hot, you'll sizzle!", or was it a brutal trick to ensure the dog would never sleep where she wasn't welcome ever again?

Or did she (or Littlest, who delivered the message) perhaps mean a dehumidifier?

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